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Dewiyo mata mey number eka dunna
Mama deviyangen jeewath wenna job ekak illuwa.
Deviyo mata eka laba dunna.
Mama deviyangen lassana jeewithayak illuwa.
Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama deviyangen hoda adarayak illuwa.
Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Anthimata mama deviyangen karaththayakata “gonek” illuwa.
Ethakota dewiyo mata mey number eka dunna.

Pissa
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka midule oru padinawa.
Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihin oruwa peralanna.
Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai?
Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawada kiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.

Ewasa ganna bari una
Meka kiwwata oya mn gana waradiyata hithanne na neda?
Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi apu a suwada kawadawath mata amataka wen na.
Amataka karannat ba.
Oya mn lagin yaddi mata ewasa gannama bari una.
Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila WADE ekak gattha.

Paw neda ane
Thamuseta pissuda..??
Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...
Thamusege hama waraddakma man 
hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana 
baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...
Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata
nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa
adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak
naha....
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onna ohomalu 
"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...
Paw neda ane..???

Oya wagemai

Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…
Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.
Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.
Eth mama oyawa dakke na.
Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.
Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.
Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.
E kawda dannawada??
Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembek”
kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.

Ai ahema kale

Oya ai mehema deyak kale?
Mama kawadawath Oya mehema karai kiyala hithuwe na.
Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak Wiswasa kala.
Eth ada idan e wiswase iwarai.
Mama ahanne ai me wage deyak kale?
Oya ai ape ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE???

Prasna 5k
oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota oyata godak kenthi yai.monawada e prassna 5
dannawada?
1.ai late?

2.mokatada oyata salli?

3.ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?

4.ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?

5.ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?

Adaraya
SADA nathnam
AHASA lassana na.
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AMMA nathnam LOKAYA lassana na.
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ADARAYA nathnam JIWITHAYA lassana na.
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OYA nathnam......
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ZOO eka lassana na.

Mama Kawadawath ahala naha
Good Morning Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala. Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara. Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne. Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa. Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba. Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol 
muddenda..


Soduru Handawa
Eda a sonduru handawe oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!


Oyata mathakada
Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Siripala
Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.

pol tika harida ?
hari sir.

karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.

Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .

Api badimu
Gedarin monawa kiwwath 
api bandimu..
loku wiyadam nathuwa 
chamwa karamu..
api lassana punchi 
kuduwak hadamu.. 
eka api eliya karamu..
api punchi pataw 3k 4k 
hadamu..
Oya kamathie neda..?
muladi Kawuru bannath,
passe owa hari yai.. vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!